i'm mickey and i appreciate the odd things in life :)
spoiler alert: every single goddamn person on this planet is problematic in some way, because everything is terrible. congratulations. you’ve been enlightened with the secrets of the universe
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
my favorite kind of people are the ones that don’t finish their food and offer it to you